"What's that momma? You wanna take my picture in front of the tree for our Christmas card photo?"
"Ok! Look, here's my smile!!!!!"
"Oh I was moving to fast and it was blurry. Well. I'm terribly sorry."
"HOW BOUT THIS MOMMA!?"
"What? You don't want a picture of me yelling either? K, fine then I'll just sit here."
"Ho hum. This is kinda boring momma."
"Juuuusstt kidding. You know I love it when you take my picture."
"How about a close up? I'll lean in for ya!!"
"Oh. That was too close? Well sorry. Here, let me lean back."
"Mom! Why'd you freak out, I wasn't gonna fall off the ottoman!"
"Okay. I'll sit really still. Ready. Go."
"Well, are we done or what? Seriously? I don't feel like smiling right now I'm ready for my nap."
"Nope. Not gonna smile. I want my snack and I want my nap. That's all."